Everyone is a fucking idiot

My dad’s moving to Canada

Thank fuck for that

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

(Source: yiffjpg)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with